Coffee-mate! What’s with that thing? Well, it’s in front of me right now. And seems it’s saying to me that I need some coffee so as not to fall asleep. Gee! What’s happening now? It says ‘enjoy the smooth flavor, the velvety texture of coffee-mate and it’s the perfect cup of coffee’. Well, I don’t need coffee since it’s very hot! I’d better keep this inside the cabinet. Waaa! I’m insane now! Harharhar!