Ak znahamard or Ka dramahanz (just dramaz)

You said you will never leave me and that you will be with me until forever? Why when I tried to be with you, I can feel that you refused to be with me! I’m sad, really so sad right now! To tell you, I like you a lot and I love you! You’ve been faithful to me for more than a year now but why all of a sudden it seems you don’t like me anymore!
But that’s fine!
I’ll just have to buy another mouse to replace you. I tried fixing you but I failed! So no choice but to find another one! Thank you for being with me for that span of time. I will treasure those moments forever! Goodbye my Dynex cordless laptop mouse! Sigh! zAmarD (for Dramaz)! Harharhar!
